THE BOOKIE

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Track Bets. Talk Trash.

Fully automated betting • Real-time odds • Weekly roasts • College & Pro

Track your bets, tail winners, fade losers. Get roasted for losing streaks. Free to use!

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What Makes It Special

Automated Betting

Place bets on NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NCAA Football, NCAA Basketball. Auto-resolves when games finish. Zero manual work required.

Tail & Fade

Copy winners, fade losers. Build your reputation. Public accountability for everyone.

Streak Tracking

Get roasted for losing streaks. Get praised for winning streaks. 5+ games triggers notifications.

Weekly Recaps

Every Sunday at 11:45 PM EST. Top winners, biggest losers. All with 18+ humor.

Auto Threads

Each bet gets its own discussion thread. Talk trash, share analysis, cope together.

Stats & Leaderboards

Track your record, see who's actually good. Leaderboards are per-server, balances are global. All in real-time.

Supported Bet Types

All sports support three bet types:

  • •
    Spreads — Bet on the point difference (e.g., Chiefs -3.5, Bills +3.5)
  • •
    Moneylines — Bet on who wins straight up (e.g., Chiefs ML, Bills ML)
  • •
    Totals — Bet on combined score over/under (e.g., Over 47.5, Under 47.5)

Available Sports

NFL
NBA
MLB
NHL
NCAA Football
NCAA Basketball

All bets automatically resolve when games finish. Real-time odds from The Odds API.

No parlays, no player props—just straight bets that actually settle.

How It Works

1

Invite Bot to Your Server

Bot automatically creates #the-bookie channel with proper permissions.

2

Users Place Bets

Use /bet command to select sport, game, and pick. Everyone starts with 1000 units.

3

Bets Auto-Resolve

When games finish, bets settle automatically. No manual work needed.

4

Get Roasted/Praised

Streak notifications, weekly recaps, public leaderboards. Nobody is safe.

Global Balances

Your units, record, and streaks follow you across every server. One bankroll, everywhere you degenerate.

How To Use

Betting Commands

/bet

Place a new bet on an upcoming game

Sports Available: NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NCAA Football, NCAA Basketball
Modes:
  • • Interactive Mode: Select from live games with real-time odds
  • • Manual Mode: Enter custom matchup, pick, and odds
Bet Types: Spread, Moneyline, Totals (Over/Under)
Features:
  • • React with to tail (copy the bet)
  • • React with to fade (bet against)
  • • Automatic thread creation for discussion

/cancel

Cancel a pending bet

  • • Refunds your stake for bets that haven't started yet
  • • Cannot cancel bets for games that have already begun

Account Management

/balance

Check your current unit balance

Shows: Available units, units at risk, total balance, pending bet count, net profit/loss

/record

View your betting record and statistics

Shows: Win/Loss/Push record, win rate, total wagered, net profit/loss, current streak, longest streaks

History & Tracking

/history

View recent betting activity

Options: Filter by sport or status (pending/won/lost/push)

Shows last 10 bets with details

/leaderboard

View server rankings

Options: Sort by profit, win rate, or volume

Shows top performers in your server

Automatic Features

Weekly Recaps

Every Sunday at 11:45 PM EST

  • • Top 3 winners with roasts
  • • Bottom 3 losers with roasts
  • • Biggest win and loss of the week
  • • Server statistics

Result Checking

Every 30 minutes

  • • Automatically checks game results
  • • Updates bet statuses
  • • Sends DM notifications
  • • Updates Discord embeds

Tail & Fade System

  • • React to tail (copy someone's bet)
  • • React to fade (bet opposite)
  • • Automatically creates matching bets
  • • Tracks who tailed/faded each bet

Ready to Lose Money?

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